The Carrot Conspiracy

Carrots are From Outer Space

Did you know that carrots are from outer space? Wake up sheeple, there are giant carrots in orbit right now. THIS IS A THREAT TO THE HUMAN RACE. WE MUST ERADICATE ALL CARROTS.

Carrots

Aliens?

Yes. Carrots are aliens. They are not welcome on this planet. They need to go home.

Michelle Obama?

Michelle Obama is involved in the carrot conspiracy. Her campaign for healthy eating was really allowing carrots to exist amongst us.

Does This Mean War?

Yes, We must immediately erradicate all carrots. This includes those in the ground. Sorry carrot farmers, or should I say enemies.

What about my carrots?

They must be burned.

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