Carrot Eradication Plan
In Space
Everybody knows that carrots come from the planet Carotene. We must send the Space Force to this planet to fight them on their home turf. It is rumored that they are planning an all out attack and will force us to eat healthily.
In the Fields
Every farmer who grows carrots will have their fields immediately fire bombed. We must do this to avoid invasion. As the farmers are growing carrots, we won't provide compensation for the lost goods.
Supermarkets
We must ransack, destroy, eat, and otherwise rid our supermarkets of all carrots and carrot related foods. We do this to avoid an uprising.
Your Fridge
If you have carrots in your fridge, now is the time to eat them. if they are not eaten immediately, they must be burned.